just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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