we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
it's like heaven, but drunker
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I AM VODKA MAN
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I can't put those talents on a resume
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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