why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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