I never want to see another naked old woman again.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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