Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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