I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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