Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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