Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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