He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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