I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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