can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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