Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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