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    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 15, 13 at 2:06pm

    Cool story. What i gathered from your text was that you're a thief...

  • 42 35
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Apr 15, 13 at 2:02pm

    Shoe size correlation observations!

  • 38 34
    Submitted by spadesghost on Apr 15, 13 at 5:58pm

    Your lucky i'm english , otherwise i'd never know wtf the bint of the moment was on about.

  • 37 34
    Submitted by FishMonger on Apr 16, 13 at 2:02am

    tl;dr

  • 41 43
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 15, 13 at 3:27pm

    Honey, most Londoner won't even bat an eye at a girl that got a good shag the night before.

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      Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Apr 15, 13 at 4:15pm

      Even the Queen is used to it.....but she pretends.

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 16, 13 at 2:29am

    Make that a thief with big feet.

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    Submitted by slothistotle on Apr 15, 13 at 11:40pm

    Cool story bro, maybe next time don't be so insecure about thieving and/or be prepared with some sneakers of your own since you wore the 6inch wedges for the purpose of getting laid. I'm also just throwing this out there, OR ask for some cab fair or have your own like goddn adult...