Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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