on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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