I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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