How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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