actually, I'm a sock model
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize