god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My dick has a subreddit
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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