I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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