Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Everyone says I win the strip club
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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