How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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