So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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