Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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