don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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