Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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