Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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