She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
no more duck duck goose at the bar
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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