I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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