The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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