So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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