Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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