Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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