Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
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just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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