Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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