I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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