Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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