his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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