There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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