So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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