we're blogging at a bar
we have officially lost it.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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