So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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