hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Say something about gay babies.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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