"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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