so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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