we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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