doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have tasted many bathrooms
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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