I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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