whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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