i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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