You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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