You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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